there seems to be a new category of women around, the misery lovers
they go like oh i’m a victim of life, he left me, my true love, boo hoo hoo
so they dress up all sexy, come flashing about to the office and u kno they are single and very knockable
but as the night progresses instead of getting all flirty and kissy
they sing that cacophonix song…’woe is me…he left me’ and u wonder wtf just happened to u
loosen ure bra a lil ladies, let some blood get into ure head and well other parts too u kno, they might start working again
i’m just wondering are there guys like this also? hope not, especially given that v r born jerks 
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